Why are they called "Love Seats"?

It doesn't really make any sense. It's just a smaller couch. Most people would defend it by saying "Well, it's meant for two people," but that doesn't make it a love seat. Three people can sit on it. And, shockingly, two people can sit on a couch. Imagine having sex on a love seat. It'd be hard. Your neck would be bent at an awkward angle. Couches are better for love. I demand a name change.

Welcome?

Anyone visiting this here blog already knows who I am. In fact, I probably gave you the link. However, given my lack of time spent with people other than J Brown very busy lifestyle, I have limited time to communicate with the world. So here you are. This is also easier for everyone, as they don't have to listen to me talk. We all know that's painful. Anywho, welcome to my blog. We'll see how interesting I can make it. If you find my thoughts half as interesting as I do... Well. You have problems.